The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Paperback - Carlton Mellick

Reducere. Step into a dark and absurd where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby jesus is a very pop...

Reducere. DescriptionPerverted Christmas Tales for the whole family (As long as every member of your family is over the age of 18). It's a dark and seedy sid...

Reducere. Ten ridiculously stereotypical consumer victims (a yuppie, a housewife, a retiree, a jock, a bible thumper, a cowboy, a preppy, a gamer, a goth, an...

Reducere. There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins. Dur...

Reducere. There's a new genre rising from the underground. Its name: BIZARRO. For years, readers have been asking for a category of fiction dedicated to the ...

Reducere. DescriptionDeep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands t...

In this town, everyone's a bottom feeder ... Five desperate criminals are robbing one of the last remaining banks in Freedom City, a town devastate...

Reducere. From the godfather of bizarro fiction, Carlton Mellick III, award-winning author of Quicksand House and Cuddly Holocaust, comes a "kaiju" tribute n...

Reducere. WEIRD WORLD. WEIRD PEOPLE. WEIRD FOOD. Irving Rice has just arrived on the planet Kynaria to film an episode of the popular Travel Channel televisi...

MERMAID mur-meyd] "noun" -- a rare species of fish evolved to resemble the appearance of a woman in order to attract male human prey. Mermaids are ...

Reducere. You're on the run from the cops and need a place to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undisc...

Reducere. DescriptionFor almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has...

Reducere. Battle Royale meets Return of the Living Dead in this post-apocalyptic action adventure Twenty people wake to find themselves in a boarded-up build...

Reducere. "Friday the 13th" meets "Visitor Q." Apeshit is Mellick's love letter to the great and terrible B-horror movie genre. Six trendy teenagers (three c...

In a world made out of meat, a socially-obsessive monophobic man finds himself to be the last human being on the face of the planet. Desperate for ...

DescriptionFor almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has...

Reducere. Road Warrior Werewolves versus McDonaldland Mutants...post-apocalyptic fiction has never been quite like this. They call themselves the Warriors, t...

Reducere. There is a grocery store. The last grocery store in the world. It stands alone in the middle of a vast wasteland that was once our world. The open ...

DescriptionShark Sex, mutant cats, and strange sexually transmitted diseases. Over the past few decades, sexually transmitted diseases have evolved...

Reducere. A girl who can bring any object to life with her kiss, a disease that causes people to melt into rainbow-swirling liquids, a world where people nee...

Reducere. The war between humans and toys has come to an end. The toys won. Teddy bears, dollies, and little green soldiers-they've all had enough of you. Th...

Sally is an odd little girl. It's not because she dresses as if she's from the Edwardian era or spends most of her time playing with creepy talking...

Nobody goes into the Wire District anymore. The place is an industrial wasteland of poisonous gas clouds and lakes of toxic sludge. The machines ar...

Reducere. For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has to offer. ...

Reducere. In an alternate version of the future where Hitler had conquered the entire world during WW2 and developed society into his vision of utopia, an SS...

Reducere. A surreal sexual nightmare by cult bizarro author Carlton Mellick III. In a dark future where males have become extinct, humans are forced to breed...

Reducere. DescriptionBizarro fiction's most prolific author takes the serial killer genre to a whole new level. Oksana Maslovskiy is an award-winning artist,...

Reducere. Jonathan Vandervoo lives a carefree life in a house made of legos, spending his days building lego sculptures and his nights getting drunk with his...

Reducere. Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventu...

Redescopera farmecul lecturii si alege-ti de pe elefant.ro carti in limba engleza scrise de autori consacrati. Iti punem la dispozitie sute de mii ...

Redescopera farmecul lecturii si alege-ti de pe elefant.ro carti in limba engleza scrise de autori consacrati. Iti punem la dispozitie sute de mii ...

Reducere. Redescopera farmecul lecturii si alege-ti de pe elefant.ro carti in limba engleza scrise de autori consacrati. Iti punem la dispozitie sute de mii ...

Reducere. Redescopera farmecul lecturii si alege-ti de pe elefant.ro carti in limba engleza scrise de autori consacrati. Iti punem la dispozitie sute de mii ...

Reducere. The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind -- and...

Reducere. DescriptionThere are two kinds of people in the world - Those who think sex is important... and everyone else. Whether you're married, single, or s...

Reducere. Brimming with fun, this hilarious collection combines all three bestselling books about the boy with the troublesome backside: the original I Need ...

Reducere. Bill and Daisy Dorgan ran the popular Dorgan's Caf on Main Street in Bradford, Illinois, for almost 50 years. Legend has it that Bill bought a six-...

Reducere. DescriptionThe streets have claimed two more victims in what seems like a typical gang shooting... or was it? Female gangster Fuzzy is heartsick ov...

Reducere. National Bestselling Author, Mz. Biggs is back with a vengeance with her series, Creepin' With The Plug Next Door This gripping, African American U...

Reducere. "To have once been a criminal is no disgrace. To remain a criminal is the disgrace." MALCOLM X In Harlem's tumultuous history, there are many trage...

Reducere. The author of the bestselling God Gave Us series invites children to snuggle in close and peek into the stable where the animals are celebrating th...

Reducere. What better way to learn to read than to start by reading about God and His Creation? Not only will your children read about the sky, the trees, an...

Reducere. Contributor(s): Author: Dwan WilliamsMenace and Speedy are two local dope slingers with much in common, but two things in particular. They're both ...

Reducere. Faith and values are two things your children should learn the moment they were born. Read them about Jesus and His ideals using this collection of...